Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Flyers - Day Two

- Do you believe in dinosaurs? / What would Jesus do?
- Why was Jesus a homosexual?
- How can you honestly expect anyone to believe in a higher power when your only proof of its existence is a bunch of stories and the unanswerable question of how everything came to be?
- I’m a Christian – saved!!! But I’m also bisexual! Can I still go to heaven?
- Does God have any children? Who is his wife? If no, why?
- Jack Shit. There’s 6 billion people. What does he care about an individual?
- Why do we work so hard?
- Dear Jesus, What are your thoughts/feelings regarding your churchs’ abolition of the religious and cultural beliefs of the worlds aboriginal people? Yours sincerely, J. Bloggs
- Why do you Christians give us the most crap out of all the religions on campus? Why are there so many denominations of Christianity if it is meant to be THE religion?
- If a person thinks about his girlfriend or imagines his dream girlfriend ALL THE TIME, is he committing idolatry?
- Where did dinosaurs come from? What’s an atom? Why was the bible censored for 500 years?
- Why don’t I have a question?
- Does God know you before you were born? If so, why does he let murderers, rapists etc live and why did he put the devil on earth in the first place. Why do kids have to suffer. Why doesn’t God just kills it before they are born?
- Do you know the history of the Oxford Group (a C20th Christian movement)? And how, out of the AA developed?
- Does god really save the ppl who believe in him? Then why the hostage (Korean) in Iraq now still been killed? Those ppl are from a church in Korea!
- If God loves everybody why will he still send people to suffer in hell? The bible says that homosexuality is wrong, what are Christians views on this? If they don’ admit its wrong are they challenging the words of the bible?
- When is Jesus coming back to earth to destroy all the evil people!
- If God has a plan for all of us, why are people getting sick and dying from cancer? That plan doesn’t sound very good.
- Where is god? For such a great being your absence is odd. Can you please create me a car. I will lend you a rib.
- Since god is a noncorporeal being how did he ask mary for consent?
- Why is God such a lazy underachiever? / Where was God when Adam and Eve took the apple off the tree? / Yeah shit he so coulda helped
- How did people decide that the world is only 6000years old, because if they just counted backwards from Revelations, then that’s not very scientific
- Why are there gay people? Why does leanne not like me? / Why did you create black people who make rap and R&B music?
- Who wrote the bible? Did Jesus freestyle? If God, and all this jazz is true, why is the earth getting shitter and WHY THE FUCK are people like Voldemort rich and powerful?
- Is the role of women in God’s word defined in relationship to men in other ways than the bearer of children?
- Is Jesus black?
- When did God ever say Christians must be lame and annoying?
- In common Christian doctrine, there is a teaching that seems to be needed for stability of the hell doctrine etc. This teaching is called ‘free will’. I would like to know why it isn’t mentioned in the bible.
- God is imaginary try prove otherwise. (/) Why has god forsaken me?
- What’s the mean[ing] of life?
- Was virgin Mary REALLY a virgin. If so…How did you check? Did Jesus have a penis and a belly button? Did he use it?
- Did you know that the earth is at least 4 billion years old and homosapiens evolved from monkeys? Do you think the earth is still flat?
- If God created everything and is on your side, why does he create bombs that blow Christians up? / If God is all-powerful, why are there temptations? Why did God create discipline?
- Why is there poverty in the world? Isn’t leaving/living god’s path just giving up on life?
- Why are to doing this for? God will take care of you anyway. / What is the purpose of Man?
- Everything said by you and the bible is understandable if you take into account god is imaginary. Why?
- If God knows my intention to kill some1 tomoro and knew it was gonna happen before he created me, does he have the right to judge me? Cos he created me knowing full well what my actions would be tomoro. I’m not really gonna kill ne1 hehe.
- Why is the bible, which was written by a political leader 300 years after the death of J.C. called the book of GOD?! It’s a novel of social morays, no? applicable to any society.
- Why was incest so in back then but so out now?
- Why are Christians so creepy?
- If god gave us free will and is omnipotent wouldn’t he know the future, so why would he need to test us in order to get into heaven/hell?
- Why are bible bashers killing off trees (god’s creations) to throw these stupid leaflets around lectures?
- How do you know he is real (god)? And is he gay? / Is God a kid with an ant farm?
- Why do you believe in something which cannot be seen or measured in any way whatsoever?
- Wasn’t the bible fiction?
- How do you explain the splitting of the 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish? Maybe they’re just aliens with high tech gadgets – so is God an alien?
- If Christians can smoke, drink and drink coffee, what is the Christian stance on drugs, keeping in mind that alcohol, coffee & cigarettes are considered drugs?
- How do you know that God is not a fictional character like Harry Potter?
- Why is God the one, why should we believe in Christianity and not Buddhism or Muslim or Islam?
- If God is all-loving and will forgive those who trespass against him, it follows that he/she should be able to forgive and love those who didn’t believ him and would let them into heaven, correct?
- Is it bad to have pre-marital sex?
- Why does life suck?
- Where is God? In the sky? In me? In you? Why is God’s location always changing?
- What do you want with us and why are you following me?
- Why did the Christian cross the road?
- Are the LOST characters really in hell?
- Why did god make someone steal my ipod? / Y? Y? Y?
- Is Optimus Prime a Jew? / How t kill autobots? / Will decepticons go to hell?
- What’s the square root of –1?
- How do you spell Jesus?
- What is the meaning of life? Y do I have to sit through this boring leacture? / Probably cause you can’t spell lecture.

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