Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Flyers - Day Three

- What is the wave function of a proton with 15MeV travelling in the –ve x direction?
- Does God have the balls to fix the current fluctuations in CO2 emissions which in turn causes the rapid change in weather patterns and global warming?
- Why do I have two mummies?
- The earth is approximately 6.5 billion years old. Why did god wait until 2000 years ago to send his son? Why didn’t he create humans on day one?
- If God is almighty, why did it create Lucifer/Satan, knowing it would revolt and cause mankind so much suffering? Your God is not almighty. Your religion, along with all the rest, is a FARCE.
- If there was only one man and one woman to begin with, they would have had to have carried every human virus, illness and genetic mutation. True or not?
- What is the ultimate goal of life for Christians?
- Why do all the other religions have to be wrong? They believe just as strongly.
- If marriage is a godly union and god abhors pre-marital sex, why are humans the only ones deprived of this natural and enjoyable activity?
- Did Jesus even have a sex?
- Why are Christians such blind fools?
- Why does the Bible not mention dinosaurs? / b’coz of Captain Nemo
- Why does God think he is so mighty? What makes his sacrifices more important than those who fell before him?
- Religion is Apartheid.
- Any girl who is single?
- Why does it always rain when I forget my umbrella?
- What is yours?
- If snakes are evil why did god make 1000’s of different species?
- Does Jesus like dogs?
- Was the baby Jesus actually a baby his whole life? / No.
- How do you guys know the answers? What gives you the right?!?!
- Why do you worship a Jewish zombie who was his own father? Should I bring my banjo to church?
- Why is the first chapter of the bible filled with incest?
- Is Craccum = Blasphemy?
- Why?
- Do you believe in love after love?
- Can I have $1,000,000,000,000?
- If a train is travelling east at 50 km/hr and another train is travelling west at 39.234 km/hr, how long before they have a head-on collision killing everyone in both trains?
- If slavery is bad then why didn’t Jesus preach against it during his time?
- If a happy person and a sad person both go to heave, who will be more happy in heaven?
- Why is abbreviation such a long word?
- Why do thieves come at night?
- Is it okay to be attracted to cows?
- What is the best religion?
- Would you consider Jesus our Lord to be a loser? Since he NEVER, EVER got laid?
- Is it true the Bible is a re-written version of much more ancient philosophies from Hinduism, Buddhism etc?
- Who were the Nestorians?
- Who the hell do you think you are?
- Why did the church say Mary Magdalene was a prostitute? Liars!
- If there was a fight between God, Buddha and Allah, who would win? / Buddha will win because he’s fatter.
- Why don’t you shower?
- What does God expect of us? / Nothing / We are useless.
- Why are we here?
- What is the meaning of life? / And why is BIOSCI202 so hard?
- God is dead and no-one cares. IF there is a hell I’ll see you there!
- Why is it that those who believe take their belief literally and not metaphorically?
- Is brokeback allow[ed] in Christianity?
- Do you like Christmas?
- Why the fuck do you bother killing trees for this shit?
- Does God really know everyone before they are born? If so, why does he let people beat up their kids and why do kids have to suffer?

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