Flyers - Day One

- Why are there dinosaur fossils?
- Why have you portrayed Jesus as white? / Why don’t you represent the black ‘other’?
- Why would God come himself as man and get himself killed by Satan’s own people? Funny
- How does predestination allow man to choose righteousness. If all is preordained and has been since god set the universe in motion how can men claim responsibility for their vice and virtue?
- Who ARE you?
- Why is there poverty in the world?
- Can Jesus make a rock so heavy that he cannot lift it?
- If we all go to hell anyway, what’s the use of taking tests?
- Was Virgin Mary actually a virgin? JOHN CAMPBELL Trust him to ask.
- If a non Christian person was being a good person during his life, what happens when he’s DEAD? Satan.
- What if world no worky no more?
- Why would god create generations of animals only to make them extinct prior to humans only to kill them?
- Where did I come from? Will God forgive me for not attending my ComLaw 202 tutorial?
- Who are you?
- God is ALMIGHTY. Can God create a stone so huge that he himself cannot lift up.
- Why is Jesus a man?
- Why is Jesus sporting a beard in all his photos?
- Who is God?
- What does it mean to be human.
(2 half qus)
- [If] God is so fucking [good] why is there a HELL? [W]hy was Jesus 30 and [not mar]ried? (NOT to mention [han]ging around with 12 men [day]/night, dodgy…!)
- If God cre[ated the world] who crea[ted God?] What will [I do with] a BA?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Where is the green box? Believe in Jesus! Yay
- Did Jesus really win the Penthouse magazine prize for Bachelor of the year?
- Why did you not provide an address to send this to? Stupid Christians.
- How do you spell Hallelujah?
- Who is faster: Superman, the flash, or Jesus? (on the same piece of paper, the following: Why is it that Christians always question Christians beliefs but Christians don’t question non-christian’s beliefs? / We don’t have ‘beliefs’ assuming you mean atheists, but non-Christians in a larger sense meaning all other religions, then you are completely wrong. Xtians question every other religions beliefs. / Do you accept Buddhism? // for Buddhist ppl yup =) Im an accepting person you see… :))
- Can god beat superman in a fight? Could god & jesus beat kane & the undertake un a tag-team cage match? / yup :P cos they don’t exist :)
- What if god was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus try make his way home? / Moral of the story. Give hobo’s money
- JC’s mom